原標(biāo)題：適合新年發(fā)朋友圈的沙雕句子，搞怪可愛，趣味多多
1、為什么壓歲錢只給那些不會(huì)花錢的小朋友，而不是給我這種剛好會(huì)花錢又缺錢的小寶貝呢？
Why is the lucky money only given to those children who don't spend money, rather than to me who just spend money and lack money?
2、要過年了，想要紅包的告訴我，我好把你刪了，別影響我過年。
It's new year's day. If you want a red envelope, please let me know so that I can delete you. Don't affect my new year's day.
3、為了祝賀我們的友誼，大年三十晚上八點(diǎn)，我在中央電視臺(tái)為你準(zhǔn)備了春節(jié)晚會(huì)。別問我多少錢，友誼無價(jià)。
In order to congratulate our friendship, at 8 p.m. on New Year's Eve, I prepared a spring festival party for you on CCTV. Don't ask me how much, friendship is priceless.
4、我媽說我并不是一無所有，至少還有臉回家過年。
My mother said that I don't have nothing, at least I have the face to go home for the new year.
5、現(xiàn)狀：手頭緊、衣服緊、眉頭緊、錢包緊、看來2021年我要開始“前程四緊”了。
Status quo: tight money, tight clothes, tight brows, tight purse, it seems that in 2021 I will start "four tight prospects".
6、我已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大了，所以拒絕壓歲錢，如果你實(shí)在想給，就直接塞在我口袋里，記住動(dòng)作要快。
I have grown up, so I refuse lucky money. If you really want to give it, just put it in my pocket. Remember to move fast.
7、祝大家新年快樂，新年紅包我就不發(fā)了，我怕你們領(lǐng)。
I wish you a happy new year, I will not send new year's red envelope, I am afraid you will receive it.
8、馬上就要過年了，謝謝你的新年紅包，雖然你還沒發(fā)，但是我相信你一定不可能不發(fā)的。
Chinese New Year is coming soon. Thank you for your new year's red envelope. Although you haven't sent it yet, I believe it's impossible for you not to.
9、如果遇見你會(huì)花光我所有的運(yùn)氣，那請(qǐng)你離我遠(yuǎn)一點(diǎn)，因?yàn)檫^年我要打牌。
If meeting you will spend all my luck, please stay away from me, because I want to play cards in the new year.
10、處個(gè)炮友，外貌無所謂，身體一定要靈活，因?yàn)槲乙粋�(gè)人放鞭炮有點(diǎn)慌。
I'm a firecracker friend. I don't care about my appearance. My body must be flexible, because I'm a little flustered to set off firecrackers alone.
11、新年新愿望，年年歲歲不掛科，朝朝暮暮有帥哥。
New year's new wish, every year without fail, every day there are handsome.
12、小朋友，你是不是有過很多問號(hào)？為什么過年了還沒有人要？
Have you ever had a lot of question marks? Why is it that no one wants to celebrate the new year?
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